im calling out everyone who says “this cleared my skin and watered my crops” when responding to images they like
i know you dont have crops
and i know you dont have skin
stop lying for a “joke”, this is a serious website for people to make posts on their blogs about their life experiences, not about making a ruckus and acting like fools
not to be r*mantic on main but i deserve to be able to climb onto the roof of an abandoned building and stargaze with someone i love at least once in my life
me when i see my mutuals on my dash and they’re having a hard time with life and i want to encourage them but don’t want to bother them so i mentally project them this image
dont tell anyone because its top secret but i just got the next tumblr
update early and notes become like a currency that you can use to buy
different outfits for your posts
I really wish people on this goddamn website understood how age of consent laws work. They AREN’T a “this is the age any legal adult can fuck you” (unless they’re the same as the age of majority, which in places like Cali they are) they ARE a “this is the age in which two minors can engage in sexual contact without potentially getting misdemeanors for it” the age of consent being 13,14,15 IS NOT TO PROTECT ADULTS HAVING SEX WITH TEENAGERS, IT IS TO PROTECT TEENAGERS HAVING SEX WITH EACHOTHER FROM LEGAL CHARGES and even THEN if they aren’t close enough in age (say 14 yo girl and 17 yo boy) the laws will not apply and it’s still considered a criminal action in many cases.
Pedos on this damn website love to scream “the age of consent in Japan is 13!!!” But it’s not because they consider 13 yo’s adults and ur twenty something neckbeard self would still go to fucking jail holy shit
Same deal with Call Me By Your Name, all sorts of fucks on here tried to claim “the age of consent is 16 in Italy!! You guys just don’t understand other cultures stupid Americans” the age of majority in Italy is, you guessed it, 18. You know, like most countries.
Age of consent laws do not protect grown adults from preying on children, stop hiding behind them like they do
idk if I’ve posted about this before but by far the strangest things that’s happened to me in retail was the time someone’s total came out to my birth-year and I said “hey! that’s the year I was born!” and then the next customer’s total came out to like $12.57 and just bc I’m a weirdo I said “hey! that’s the year I was born!” and without missing a fucking beat this like, 70+ year old man said
“Ah! Another like me! We’re few and far between these days, aren’t we?”
And I was like oh man this guy’s sense of humor really aligns with mine! And I laughed and made some other joke about being immortal and thought that was the end of it,
but this man.
He stood by the register for five more minutes. Maybe more. Which let me tell you is an EXCRUTIATING amount of time for something like this to happen.
And he just kept upping the ante!! He starting talking about some REALLY specific details regarding day-to-day life in the 1300s to the point I started getting worried that I’d misled a genuinely immortal being to believe I am also immortal.
He eventually politely left when I got too busy with other customers to awkwardly respond.
Who the fuck was that guy.
I think it’s also important to mention this happened at Cracker Barrel.
